If you are uptight, easily offended, and take yourself
or your golf game way too seriously - please use your
good ol' american freedom of choice
and click on the exit button below. see ya.

If you are a golf maniac and enjoy friendly skins game,
cigar smoking, dirty jokes, sports talk and hanging
around the 19th hole - then this is the site for you.

you must be over 18 and
mentally disturbed to proceed!